One time, me and my friend were playing outside with these boards her family threw away. There was this grassy hill and i told my friend, ” lets pretend there is snow there and these boards are sleds!” So we tried it. My friend got the one with nails and i got a plain one. My friend gets two big scratches on her leg so when we go inside her mom cleans all the blood and put this liquid in the bath tub and my friend sits in it and screams ” this crap hurts!”
I was waiting for my mom to finish signing into the hospital and just walking around with my bro annoying me to death when a little 2 year old walks up to me and says “are you a mermaid?” Not knowing how to respond, I say “umm••• no, sorry.” The little boy says “hmph” and stomps away, My brother teases me about it whenever sea-creatures are the family dinner-table topic.
There was a manager and his secretary.One the manager came to work well dressed but forgot to put a zip on his trouser.When he came to the office,the secretart who was a young beautiful lady asked him that Sir,why did you left your compound and forgot to close your gate.The manager response so you pass there and my gate was open,the secretary said yes.So the manager took a walk back to his house but on the way he met and old man and the many told him to zip his trouser. So the manager now understands.
So my cat loves to sit on my stomach or legs while I am lying down and she is a 20 pounder. One night I had a rather strange dream that ended up with Thor’s hammer on my chest and the strap was fuzzy and hitting me in the face. When I woke up my cat was sitting on my chest tail hitting my face and all. IYAMLOL
My cat Rocket has been sick so I’ve been sleeping on the floor of my living room with him. The one night my dad fell asleep on the couch and it was getting late so I decided to lay down and watch TV anyways. My dad started to snore really loudly. My cat did not like that and he started giving my dad dirty looks. Rocket eventually got up and jumped up onto the couch with him to wake him up. IYAMLOL.