I’m a guy with long hair and often I get mistaken for a girl. My girlfriend and I went out for lunch at a pizza shop one day, had already ordered, and were waiting. When the waitress delivered the pizza, she said, “Here you go ladies”. I wasn’t bothered by it, but my girlfriend froze. She asked me, “Did she just say what I think she did?” I nodded and we both started laughing. IYAMLOL

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I was living with my best friend at the time. We rented a house off-campus and out in the woods out of town. One day, it was overcast. My friend said if it didn’t rain, we needed to go out and clear the limbs from the yard from the last storm. I paused, snf then reminded her I was part Native American and would just do a rain dance. I proceeded to do a spastic dance in the middle of the room for her amusement. It rained five minutes later. She was so freaked. IYAMLOL

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One day, a customer brought his daughter with him, and Buddy — our mascot, a stray dog the boss adopted — greeted them as he does everyone. But the girl told him to sit down and shake a paw, and amazed everyone when he did! When her father asked the same thing, Buddy just looked on in disdain. IYAMLOL

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I have a twin sister, and when we were 5 years old, my father got us matching T-shirts; both had a baby dragon holding a teddy bear on it but mine was blue and hers was pink. After proudly donning our t-shirts, my sister walked downstairs and proclaimed, “Look, Mommy, my dragon has a teddy bear ta hug!” I also walked down the stairs, and not knowing what my sister had said, I announced, “Mommy Mommy! My dragon has a snack!” I’m 23 now, and they still bring this up at family gatherings. IYAMLOL

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I have two cats, Dot and Boo Boo. We’ve had Boo Boo for 13 years, but got Dot as an adult 6 months ago. The two despise each other and can’t look at the other without hissing. While watching TV, I had my back to the couch, I turned around to get something and noticed the two of them laying back to back. It was so cute. I petted Boo Boo and he lifted his head up, noticing Dot. He started hissing and ran away. I laughed so hard knowing he hadn’t seen her there the whole time. IYAMLOL

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