So one day at school, this guy in my class was clicking his pen over and over and wouldn’t stop. My friend yelled at him to stop. He didn’t. The guy sitting next to him took the pen out of his hands and gave it to my friend. The guy who was clicking the pen snuck behind her and whispered “Can I have my pen back” In the middle of his sentence, my friend screamed because she didn’t know he was there. This all happened while the teacher was teaching History. IYAMLOL
I luuv powerpuff girls and I always have. My mom told me that when I was a little girl, id pronounce it wrong, one day in Walmart when i was 5 or 6 ” MOOOMMMY I CAN’T FIND THE POWER**** GIRLS!!!”
My boyfriend and I went to the cinema to see paranormal activity. It was getting tense and everyone in the theatre was on the edge of their seats. A sudden scary scene occurred, Everyone jumped a little, but my boyfriend screamed at the top of his lungs for about 30 seconds in pure fear. The tension was broken and everyone was in hysterics. Later, in the toilets I heard: ‘did you hear that guy screaming?!’ to which I interjected ‘that was my boyfriend’. And they all looked at me sadly. YIYAMLOL
I had recently moved in with my boyfriend and had just received a box from my dad full of the stuff I couldn’t bring with me when I first moved. One of these things was a replica sword which I happened to be holding when I heard a knock on the door. I answered the door, forgetting about the sword in my hand. It was a friend of my boyfriends nine year old sister. She looked at me, then at the sword in my hand with a look of complete shock on her face. She must’ve thought I was crazy. IYAMLOL
I just noticed this week that my girlfriend and her cat sleep in almost exactly the same position if you translate the body position from bi-ped to quadraped.