one day i found a snake , while i was takin a walk , it bite me in the private parts , i almost died.

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(Note: I am the only little person in my family) I was babysitting my 18-month-old nephew and he was getting a bit out of hand. He tripped and started yelling at me in gibberish. Raising animals all my life I said very sternly, “Auntie is not above squirting you with a water bottle!” He stopped the yelling and gave me a bored look, saying flatly, “You’re really not.” IYAMLOL

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The first time I met my girlfriend, I made her laugh and heard a loud but distinct squeak. When I asked her “Did you just squeak?” she smiled and said “I squeak when I laugh…” I was about to say that I thought it was cute, when she added “Loudly, and like a balloon.” with a big grin on her face. Which is how she found out that I snort when I laugh. My roommate tries to get both of us laughing so he can direct the symphony of silly noises. IYAMLOL

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I used to work at a supermarket during school holidays. There was a time when we were having regular power outs for a few weeks. One day during my morning shift, my friend jokingly said that she wished that the power would cut out again so we could get an early break. Not five minutes later, the power did go out. My friend and I stared at each other, while the shift manager pointed accusingly at my friend and said, “Look at what you’ve done.” IYAMLOL

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The classics department at my college decided to host a field trip to the MFA in Boston. On the ride back, the professor for my bus decided to put The Princess Bride in for our movie. She was telling the students on the bus “I expect you all to pay attention and be able to quote this movie word for word!” One of the seniors turned her head and said loudly, “As you wish, Professor!” The entire bus started laughing. IYAMLOL

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