Back in the early 90′s when I met my boyfriend, I had referred to someone as a ‘skank’. He had never heard that word before and thought it was hysterical. Then he said, “whenever I hear the word skank, I’ll think of you”. It took him a minute to get why I didn’t think that was funny. IYAMLOL
This was before I was born, but when I was little my family used to gather around my mom and dad’s bed and pray before bedtime. Well, after they were done someone (cough cough dad) farted. My dad jokingly blamed it on my mom. To which my brother abruptly and indigently replied, “Mommies don’t fart!” My mom said she laughed so hard she farted. IYAMLOL.
I LOVE the movie napoleon dynamite ever since I was a little girl , one day when i went to the zoo at night time, I yelled ” MOMMY? WHERE ARE THE LIGERS ?! ” everybody in the zoo that was around us laughed and said I was adorable.
When I was little, I wanted to be a doctor. But when I was 5, my doctor needed to draw some blood for tests. I cried like the rain, because I was scared of blood.
She asked me: “How are you going to be a doctor, if you are scared to look at blood?”
I looked at her unbelievingly, and told her with a straight face: “Because it won’t be mine!”
I went shopping with my mum and it happened that some shops were having a sale.
So I went in and told her I’ll wander around the shop,hunting bargains,while she could look for something else that catches her eyes
After a while I decided to go to find when I saw my mum facing towards a rack of clothes.
I called out,”Mum?Mum!!”
Mum eventually turned back,and said “What?”
Whoops,she not my mum,but a sales promoter
“I thought you were my mum….”
That’s when my mum came to me,and we laughed