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My cousin is 3 years old, and recently potty trained. The day of Thanksgiving, we were at my house watching a movie before dinner when I excused myself to use the bathroom. After probably being told multiple times himself, he yelled after me, “TORIA! Mommy has you dressed all nice! Don’t pee on your shirt, don’t pee on your pants!” IYAMLOL

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One day, a few years ago, I was shopping with my dad and auntie. I wasn’t feeling well with a cold. I ended up telling them and not ten seconds later, I both sneezed and farted rather loudly. I cried so hard while they both stood there laughing so hard they turned red. IYAMLOL

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1182 | Ottawa, ON, Canada | Canada | | Comments

When I was little, me, my parents, and my older sister went to visit the neighbors down the road from our house. When it was time to leave, a huge rainstorm had kicked in and we had to run back to our house. Whilst we were running, I yelled “Rain is a good source of CALCIUM!” My parents and sister had to stop running so they could laugh without falling over, and I zoomed to the front door while they did. IYAMLOL

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My father kept a dummy Mk. II grenade in his study. One day, when my friends were hanging out and watching TV, I pulled the pin and rolled it into the living room. The mad scramble out the back door was hilarious. But, what struck me as most odd was that they obviously believed me capable of throwing a live grenade into their midst. IYAMLOL

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1436 | Pensacola, FL, USA | USA | | Comments

This happened when I was around 8 or 9 years old. I had recently learned in school that tobacco is a drug. Coincidentally, the church my family went to at the time was doing a prayer that sunday to help those addicted to drugs. I, thinking I was being clever, said in a loud voice, “Mommy that’s you!”, then whispered “You know, your cigarettes.” We switched churches the next week. IYAMLOL

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