I picked up my daughter from daycare yesterday and brought her home as usual. She’s six months old and absolutely adorable. We discovered after dinner that she had learned a new trick. My husband, being a goof, stuck his tongue out at her. She responded by doing the same and blowing a raspberry, then laughing out loud–she didn’t stop responding that way for almost an hour! IYAMLOL!
My friends have a six month old girl. One day, she kept crying here and there. They didn’t know why until they listened closely and realized she was farting before the cry each time. She was gassing herself. IYAMLOL
When I first met my mother-in-law, my then-boyfriend had warned her that I was shy. We met up at the Elks Lodge she and her husband frequented, and when we arrived some of the other lodge members were teasing her about being gullible. So, I looked at her (a retired English teacher) and said, “Do you know the word gullible isn’t in the dictionary?” She demanded the bartender get her a dictionary, and to this day tells the story every time she introduces me to anybody. IYAMLOL
When my son was about five or six, he asked me, “Mama, when I grow up, can I be an evil genius?” I said, “You’re already a genius, and no, you’re not allowed to be evil.” He thought about that for a moment and said, “But what if I accidentally turn to the Dark Side?” IYAMLOL
My son and my father were sitting out in the backyard of our old home, enjoying the day. They were talking about how a week prior, when my son had helped relocate some ducklings from the back to the front yard to reconnect with their mother. Dad, not knowing that there was a creek nearby, asked, “Yes, but where did the ducklings come from?” My son, who was in his early teens, smiled and replied “Well Grandpa, when a Mama duck and a Daddy duck love each other very much…” Dad lost it. IYAMLOL