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My mother once asked my five year old brother whether he wanted Pizza Hut for lunch. After quietly thinking for a moment, he responded, “No, I want pizza cold.” IYAMLOL

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383 | Columbus, OH, USA | USA | | Comments

At Thanksgiving dinner one year, my cousin (who was about 7 or 8 years old) was trying to gain some attention. He proceeded to shout, “MAMA SAID WE’RE JUST GONNA EAT, TALK, AND LEAVE!” He was proud of this, but his mom turned beet red. It’s been a family joke for over a decade now. IYAMLOL

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After a busy day, me and my boyfriend were getting ready for bed. I was taking off my socks, lost my balance, and because I was so tired, I didn’t have the reflexes to brace myself. I face-planted the bed. IYAMLOL

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273 | Crystal Lake, IL, USA | USA | , | Comments

I was sitting in the living room with my mom one day talking, and she let out a high pitched sigh. My dog mistook the sound for a fart, sniffed his own butt to see if it was him, got up, and walked away. IYAMLOL

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896 | East Orange, NJ, USA | USA | | Comments

When I was a little girl, I was very tomboyish and loved to climb on things. One time, when I was 4, I ran to a street sign to climb on top. My mom said, “You’ll hurt yourself!” I climbed to the top anyway and sat on top of the sign. Then, I slid back down, but fell on my butt when I let go. My mom screamed at me, saying, “Didn’t I tell you not to climb up the pole?” I said, in the exact same tone, “No, Mommy! You said I’d hurt myself and I didn’t! Nyah Nyah!” IYAMLOL!

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